Television (Blog #3-17/9/12)

   We all love a cheeky bit of TV in the evenings. But it is being ruined by shows such as 'The Only Way Is Essex", "Made In Chelsea" and "Bargain Hunt".
   If you ever find yourself festering in front of one of these shows- my instructions to you are clear: 1.Turn it off. 2.Get up. 3.Get on with your life. 4.Never think about them again.
   Of course there is an alternative (If you can't bare to tear your eyes away from your precious TV). The alternative is a programme called Man.vs.Food. If you are a fan of this, I salute you. You are a god amongst mere mortals. If you watch this, you will be guaranteed fame, fortune, wealth, all of those things. (Also if you read this blog on a regular basis).
   I know what you're thinking- "This bloke is by far the oddest blogger I have ever seen, yet I greatly admire him and aspire to be exactly like him". Well, you'd be correct, and I thank you for your admiration.

DJ


(Host Adam Richman squares up to a massive Pizza)

Monopoly (Blog #2-16/9/12)

   If you haven't played Monopoly- you have spent your life wisely. It is very time-consuming, even though it is not a game that you play on a regular basis.
   If you're looking to play Monopoly anytime soon- BUY THE ORANGE AND PINK SECTIONS. Time and time again Monopoly has been won in our family from people buying these two sets. STOP AT NOTHING TO GET THESE SETS, BULLDOZE ANYTHING OR ANYONE THAT STANDS IN THE WAY. NO EXCEPTIONS.
   Also, I reccomend being the ship. Not because it has any particular advantage, but because it is the coolest piece.
 
DJ.

   
(Above: The Monopoly Man)

Decimal Juice Welcomes You! (Blog #1-15/9/12)

Hello friend!

   If you are reading this, you are without a doubt one of God's favourite creations. You, my friend are one of the chosen ones. I congratulate you. This blog is for the elite amongst us. Each day brings a new article, and a new random topic.

   I know what you are thinking. You are thinking "Wow, this man is a wise man and should be held amongst the very highest members of society. But what oh what is his name about?"

   Well my friends, as you will have already gathered (unless you have not been properly paying attention, in which event, shame on you) each blog will be about something random and new than the day before it. Therefore I thought it fitting to make the name in keeping with the theme. When it comes to thinking of random words, how different can you get than decimal and juice?

   No more different. That is the answer.

Welcome again to Decimal Juice. Spread the word, and the rewards will come (eventually).

From DJ (Decimal Juice for those silly enough to wander!)

(A random image.)